They say I have the best ass below 14th street....

Rent

2005-11-28T17:52:27Z

[mood| ecstatic]
[music|I Should Tell You- RENT movie ]

Rent was the single most beautiful movie I have ever seen in my life...like I can't even describe it everyone has to see this movie! I've seen it twice already. It makes me want to play Mimi even more now and I didn't think that was possible lol. Angel and Collins were the best characters in the whole movie..Jesse L. Martin and Wilson J. Heredia are now my 2 favorite actors.

Do you know the way to Santa Fe?

2005-09-27T17:43:25Z

[mood| dorky]
[music|Santa Fe- RENT movie (I <3 Jesse) ]

The RENT soundtrack kicks ass I must say...even if alot of things are really different. I cannot wait to see this effin' movie it's ridiculous.

Stacey and I are booking our trip 2 NY sometime this week...hopefully 2mrw. We get to spend 4 days there...we were only gonna stay for 2...but that was uber expensive. Plus I'm gonna take her to see RENT and Altar Boyz so it's really better that we have more time. Shit we may even stop by the Strat and meet some of the Pimps and Pimpettes....that'd b exciting lol. I know she'll get in...I'm praying she does cuz it'll b so much better goin there n having someone to go places with. It'll b good for her to get away and start doing something with her life.

These stupid Friendly's server quizzes can kiss my ass...I'm so sick of doin them...they're pointless.

I miss Marquis...he asked me to go to Horror Nights with him hahaha yea fucking right...I'll piss my pants. But I do wanna go visit or something cuz I miss him.

Ok well b4 my power goes out and I typed all this for nothing.

Peace
GOD IS LOVE!

Europe

2005-09-17T06:46:06Z

[mood| bored]
[music|Europe- Matt Caplan ]

Before you kick me out of your coffee shop
Let me buy us two tickets to Rome
O'er the Mediterranean Sea
You�ll develop a new definition of foam

As you�re sweeping the grounds of espresso from under the table
Where you served my drink
Only on visions of you and I
Strolling down cobblestone streets can I think...

And I�ve never seen Europe
So all that I have are my fantasies
Founded in fragments of films
Yes but, I will see Europe
I will get to Europe if it is the last thing I do
I'll go to Europe
When I go to Europe
I might as well go there with you

Before you ask me to gather my things and depart
Let me buy us two tickets to France
Where a stroll by the Seine, well it's certain to pull you
Right out of that skim grande trance

'Ere you sell one more stick of Biscotti
Allow me to offer this image instead
A day at the Louvre, and a cozy French cottage
With Cote-du-Rhone right before bed

And I've never seen Europe
So all that I have are my fantasies
Founded in fragments of films
Yes but, I will see Europe
I will get to Europe if it is the last thing I do
I'll go to Europe
When I go to Europe
I might as well go there with you

I might get to Europe
When I go to Europe
I might as well go there with you

Sigh,,,

2005-09-15T23:35:42Z

[mood| nerdy]
[music|ADIDAS - JC Chasez ]

I just took a nap and had that stupid dream again! I really wish i knew who the guy was...

Oh yea and the Coco Bongo thing on saturday def. didn't work out...let's see what happened? Well Stacey's boyfriend Jason was pulling out of my drive way and drove into a ditch. Then we almost get hit by this truck, Stacey loses control of the car and we go off the road. Luckily no one was harmed, but upon checking the car we find a nail in the tire. So Jason had to change that then fix her other tire so her mom didn't know wut happened. By then it was like 2:30 so we went to Denny's....tried to talk our boyfriends into still goin to a club and that didn't work so we went home. Great way for Stacey to start her b-day. And it was all Sergio's fault he willed us to have the worst night possible because he didn't wanna go dance...damn him.

Anyway I should've written that a loooongg time ago but Stacey and I have been busy with choreography...we got nothing after 3 years in a row u run out of ideas i guess.

Ok back to making shirts to get money.

Peace

Oh one more thing lol he's a poem someone sent me.

Anakin may make me moan,
But jedi still excite me,
So come here, Master Obi-Wan,
And fuck me, lick me, bite me!

GOD IS LOVE!

Eh...

2005-09-10T16:56:52Z

[mood| cranky]
[music|I Want You Back - Nsync ]

I love Nsync and I always will lol. JC = sex.

I feel like crap...I got like no sleep last night...blah. You know why I got no sleep last night...because I keep having these awful completely real feeling dreams. Titi said saying my prayers wud help me have less bad dreams...ok no how bout that doesn't work. Maybe it's because I sing my prayers (damn Altar Boyz). Anyway they are some weird ass dreams I keep having like one I know why i have it cuz of the stupid Emily Rose commercial shit I always see b4 I go to sleep. But this other one lol I've had it all month and its like this vampire who comes around and tells me he needs me so then he tries to make me a vampire and i always have to kill him like very graphically but he doesn't die he just goes away for awhile...i dunno it's effin weird, I'd love to know why I keep having that dream. And it's like I know who the vampire is but wen I wake up I forget. Yea I'm weird I know.

My daddy said I need to go to church lol cuz I let him hear the Altar Boyz yesterday and he said it was sacreligious.

I think I'm goin to Coco Bongo...fun shit...it's Stacey's 19th birthday lol hopefully her mom will realize it's her b-day and not give her a hard time about goin cuz we've been dying to go to a club but she always works.

Oh yea Keith auditioned for American Idol...I'm interested to see how that turns out...lol god I hope he gets in.

Ok I gotta go call Marquis and find some damn food since my dad won't feed me.

God is love. lol

I have done or can do nearly everything on this list..

2005-09-06T14:08:51Z

[mood| crappy]
[music| Your Eyes - Cary Shields]

You know you grew up in the 80's or early 90's IF .........

1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE".

2. You watched the Pound Puppies.

3. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Belair"

4. You wore biker shorts under your skirts and felt stylish.

5. You yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tried to
start a club of your own.

6. You owned those lil Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls.

7. You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey on Blossom.

8... Two words: M.C. Hammer

9. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock".

10. You had plastic streamers on your handle bars.

11. You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales".

12. When it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to
watch cartoons.

13. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head.

14. You saw the original "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" on the big
screen.

15. You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer
class at school.

16. You made your mom buy one of those clips that would hold your
shirt in a knot on the side.

17. You played the game "MASH" (Mansion, Apartment,Shelter, House)

18. You wore Jordache jean jacket and you were proud of it.

19. L.A. Gear...

20. You wanted to change your name to "JEM" in Kindergarten.

21. You remember reading "Tales of a fourth grade nothing" and all
the Ramona books. Ramona completed in 1st grade.

22. You know the profound meaning of "WAX ON, WAX OFF"

23. You wanted to be a Goonie.

24. You ever wore fluorescent clothing.

25. You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose
fell off...

26. You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.

27. You took Lunch Pails to school.

28. You remember the CRAZE, then the BANNING of slap bracelets.

29. You still get the urge to! say "NOT" after every sentence.

30. You remember Hypercolor t-shirts.

31. Barbie and the Rockers was your favorite band.

32. You thought Shee-ra and He-Man should hook up.

33. You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you
exchanged friendship bracelets.

34. You ever owned a pair of Jelly-Shoes.

35. After you saw Pee-Wee's Big Adventure you kept saying "I know you are,
but what am I?"

36. You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up"

37. You remember going to the skating rink before there were in-line
skates.

38. You ever got seriously injured on a Slip and Slide.

39. You have ever played with a Skip-It.

40. You had or attended a birthday party at McDonalds.

41. You've gone through this nodding your head in agreement.

42. You remember Popples.

43... "Don't worry, be happy"

44. You wore like, EIGHT pairs o f socks over tights with high top
Reeboks.

45. You wore socks scrunched down.

46. "Miss MARY MACK MACK MACK, all dressed in BLACK BLACK BLACK"

47. You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.

48. You remember watching both "Gremlins" movies.

49. You know what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare!!"

50. You remember watching Rainbow Bright and My Little Pony Tales"

51. You thought Doogie Howser was hot.

52. You remember Alf, the lil furry brown alien from Melmac.

53. You remember New Kids on the Block when they were cool.

54. You knew all the characters names and their life stories on
Saved By the Bell", the ORIGINAL class.

55. You know all the words to Bon Jovi - SHOT THRU THE HEART.

56. You just sang those words to yourself.(didn't you)

57.You remember watching Magic vs. Bird.

58.You cut your t-shirts in half and wore it with your homemade Levi
shorts..(the shorter the better)

59. You remember when mullets were cool!

60. You had a mullet!

61. You still sing "We are the World"

62. You know who Raffi is.

My stomach sux..

Trying to make more shirts..

2005-09-06T00:10:43Z

[mood| bored]
[music|Without You - Karmine & Cary!]

Godamnit someone else made RENT shirts lol and more designs than I did....now I gotta rack my brain to come up with better ones to compete....

Damn creative people.

Wooo mood theme!!!

2005-09-04T18:41:43Z

[mood| artistic]
[music|Seasons of Love - Rent ]

I hope this thingy works....

It's sad that I'm so excited about this...

I finally finished!!

2005-09-02T16:17:35Z

After spending countless hours working my myspace layout dedicated to my new favorite "boy band" the Altar Boyz lol I finally finished...it doesn't really look like I wanted it too but HTML suck ass and I gave up.

Wednesday Catherine and I went to a Marlins game. Let me just say we must be bad luck or something because everytime we go they lose. It was like 10 - 0 and then Jeremy Hermida (who I met at Roger Dean) came up and I was like flipping out, then he hit a grand slam for his first hit in the majors...how awesome is that? So then they scored another run after that n it was 10 - 5 and guess wut....they did nothing after that and lost horribly! But Catherine and I did get to eat some damn good food and she got hit on by these weird guys...that was fun. I guess the pouring rain that wudn't slow down for like 30 mins that Catherine made me sit in was fun too.

Ahh Marquis finds out if he gets a part in Porgy and Bess which I'm definitely going to see if he gets a part. Cross your fingers for him.

I hope Sergio comes over today!

I gotta go pick out a present for Satoko's babyshower. God is love lol.

I made these

2005-08-26T13:54:40Z

Check that out I made those shirts...hope someone buys atleast one.

cabrera24chicax @ 2005-08-17T22:20:00

2005-08-18T02:23:40Z

Every single day
I walk down the street
I hear people say,
"Baby's so sweet"
Ever since puberty
Everybody stares at me
Boys - girls
I can't can't help it baby
So be kind
Don't lose your mind
Just remember that I'm your baby

Take me for what I am
Who I was meant to be
And if you give a damn
Take me baby or leave me
Take me baby or leave me

A tiger in a cage
Can never see the sun
This diva needs her stage
Baby - let's have fun!
You are the one I choose
Folks'd kill to fill your shoes
You love the limelight too, baby
So be mine
Or don't waste my time
Cryin' - "Honeybear - are you still my baby?"

Take me for what I am
Who I was meant to be
And if you give a damn
Take me baby or leave me

No way - can I be what I'm not
But hey - don't you want your girl hot!
Don't fight - don't lose your head
Cause every night - who's in your bed?
Who's in your bed, baby?
Kiss, Pookie.

It won't work.
I look before I leap
I love margins and discipline
I make lists in my sleep
Baby what's my sin?
Never quit - I follow through
I hate mess - but I love you
What to do
With my impromptu baby
So be wise
This girl satisfies
You've got a prize
But don't compromise
You're one lucky baby
Take me for what I am

A control freak

Who I was meant to be

A snob - yet over-attentive

And if you give a damn

A lovable, droll geek

Take me baby or leave me

And anal retentive

That's it!

The straw that breaks my back

I quit

Unless you take it back

Women

What is it about them?

Can't live -
With them -
Or without them!
Take me for what I am
Who I was meant to be
And if you give a damn
Take me baby or leave me
Take me baby
Or leave me
Guess I'm leavin'
I'm gone!

Miserable!

2005-08-16T14:32:41Z

Note to self...never sleep in Sergio's cuzins room if you go to tampa with him again. Seriously I know that nasty ass room is what made me sick. I have NO voice....I went to sleep at 6 this morning and for some reason I'm awake now. Oh and my wonderful boyfriend was too busy to talk to me n amke me feel better last night...I feel like a bag of crap. So off I go now to the doctor....yay.

Good times...good times

2005-08-13T00:11:06Z

Today was sooo much fun. Let me just say Marquis, Osee, and Amber have to be my absolute favorite ppl to hang out with ever! I'm gonna miss Marquis.

It was seriously like Pizzazz Alumni day or something lol becuz Marquis, Amber, Osee, Simone, Jenn, Dorian, Tyler, and I were already planning to go cuz we're losers. Then we get there and Priscilla and Jill are there.. I haven't seen Jill in forever...(since sophomore year I think) and I haven't seen Priscilla in awhile either...I miss her. Lol Mrs.B loved that we were all there....though I think she would've liked it more if we wouldn't have gotten kicked off campus lol. Damn Mrs.Barret being such a bitch. It was still awesome getting to see everyone....I really miss Sarah, Mari n Keithy.

Anyway from school we went to the beach lol we got there at 12 and no lie stayed in the water til 5. I'm like black now it's amazing. There was like this lagoon we were trekking through lol and we had to put our stuff on our heads so it didn't get wet lol yea ok cuz that worked i was like neck deep in water and amber fell in lol.

I'm gonna miss hanging with everyone. Wow the beach takes alot out of u.

cabrera24chicax @ 2005-08-12T02:21:00

2005-08-12T06:21:26Z

Memories consume like opening the wound
I'm picking me apart again
You all assume, I'm safe here in my room
Unless I try to start again

I don't want to be the one the battles always choose
'Cause inside I realize that I'm the one confused

I don't know what's worth fighting for
Or why I have to scream
I don't know why I instigate
And say what I don't mean
I don't know how I got this way
I know it's not alright
So I'm breaking the habit
I'm breaking the habit
Tonight...

Clutching my cure, I tightly lock the door
I try to catch my breath again
I hurt much more, than any time before
I have no options left again

I don't want to be the one the battles always choose
'Cause inside I realize that I'm the one confused

I don't know what's worth fighting for
Or why I have to scream
I don't know why I instigate
And say what I don't mean
I don't know how I got this way
I'll never be alright
So I'm breaking the habit
I'm breaking the habit
Tonight…

I'll paint it on the walls
'Cause I'm the one at fault
I'll never fight again
And this is how it ends

I don't know what's worth fighting for
Or why I have to scream
But now I have some clarity
To show you what I mean
I don't know how I got this way
I'll never be alright
So I'm breaking the habit
I'm breaking the habit
I'm breaking the habit
Tonight...

Why not me?

2005-08-12T05:00:00Z

God I hate watching Broadway shit on PBS cuz I sit here frustrated just wondering "Why not me?" damnit.

Whoo I'm excited it's like Pizzazz '05 mini reunion 2mrw....cuz we're effin losers who go visit Mrs.B on the 3rd day of school lol. She's gonna feel soo special....she's never gotten more than 5 students come in at once. I'm so excited to see everyone...it been awhile.

Yea...my heads gonna explode...

It's an unhealthy obsession I swear lol...

2005-08-10T16:54:17Z

You're Mimi Marquez. You're 19, but you're old for
your age. You've got a lot of emotional
baggage, but you know how to have a good time.
You don't dwell on the past or worry about the
future; you live for today.

Rent Character Quiz
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New Layout

2005-08-10T16:44:13Z

Took me long enough to figure out lol but I finally made this kinda lame but at the same time totally awesome layout. I'm sooo excited for this fricken movie...you have no idea.

bored

2005-08-01T01:56:09Z

:x: name = Elise
:x: piercings = ears
:x: tattoos = None
:x: height= 5'2
:x: shoe size = 7.5
:x: hair color = brown
:x: siblings = none

LAST...
:x: movie you rented = Gangs of New York...boring as hell
:x: movie you bought = Phantom of the Opera
:x: song you listened to = Feelin' Good - Michael Buble
:x: song that was stuck in your head = Curbside Prophet
:x: cd you bought = can't remember
:x: cd you listened to = It's Time - Michael buble
:x: person you've called = Sergio
:x: person that's called you = Marquis
:x: tv show you've watched = Family Guy
:x: person you were thinking of = Sergio
DO...
:x: you have a crush on someone = Yes..I guess
:x: you wish you could live somewhere else = yes NYC
:x: you think about suicide = nope
:x: you believe in online dating = no
:x: others find you attractive = atleast one does
:x: you want more piercings = yes
:x: you like cleaning = noooooooo
:x: you like roller coasters = uhh no
:x: you write in cursive or print = print

FOR OR AGAINST...
:x: long distance relationships = lol i guess I have to be since I'll soon have one
:x: using someone = against
:x: suicide = against
:x: killing people = Against
:x: teenage smoking = Against
:x: driving drunk = Against
:x: gay/lesbian relationships = For
:x: soap operas = Against

HAVE YOU...
:x: ever cried over a girl= yes
:x: ever cried over a boy = yes
:x: ever lied to someone = yes
:x: ever been in a fist fight = No
:x: ever been arrested = No

WHAT...
:x: shampoo do you use = garnier fructis
:x: shoes do you wear = any flip flops
:x: are you scared of = lol too many things

NUMBER...
:x: of times I have been in love?= just once
:x: of times I have had my heart broken? = atleast 3 times
:x: of hearts I have broken? = none
:x: of girls I have kissed? = none
:x: of boys I have kissed? = 3...jk...just one
:x: of girls I've slept with? = lots..but not in a sexual way
:x: of boys I've slept with? = one
:x: of people I would classify as true, could trust with my life type friends? = four
:x: of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?= none
:x: of scars on my body? = lots.
:x: of things in my past that I regret? = haha too many

favorite:
5 letter word: elise lol
actor/actress: adam pascal, jude law, johnny depp, idina menzel, kristin chenoweth, nicole kidman
Candy: anything chocolate
Cartoon: family guy
Cereal: peanut butter crunch
Chewing gum: koolerz
Color(s): green
Color nail polish: silver
Day of week: saturday
Least fave day: sunday
Flower: red or white roses
Jello flavor: strawberry
Jewelry: earrings
Special skills/talents: singing, dancing
Summer/Winter: Summer
Trampolines or swimming pools: pools

|| Person who last.. ||

Slept in your bed: besides me...i think sergio
Saw you cry: sergio
Made you cry: probably sergio...
You went to the movies with: sergio (wow i need friends)
Yelled at you: my mom
Sent you an email: lol yankees.com

|| Have you ever.. ||

Said "I love you" and meant it?: everyday for the past year
Gone out in public in your pajamas: nope
Kept a secret from everyone: Yeah
Cried during a movie: soooooo many times
Ever at anytime owned new kids on the block stuff:lol unfortunately yes
Planned your week based on the TV Guide: no
Been on stage: yes and i love it
Been to New York: yes i love NY
Been to California: No
Hawaii: No
China: No
Canada: no
Europe: No
Asia: No
South America: No
Australia: No
Wished you were the opposite sex: sometimes
What time is it now?: 9:55 pm
Apples or bananas?: apples
Blue or red?: blue
Walmart or target?: Target
Spring or Fall?: spring
What are you gonna do after you finish this?: sleep
What was the last meal you ate?: teryiaki chicken
High school or college?: high school
Are you bored?: yessssssssss
Last noise you heard?: mom snoring
Last smell you sniffed?: oxygen...
Last time you went out of state/province?: couple weeks ago

Can't sleep

2005-07-25T07:17:27Z

Hello citizens....u like that? That's wut I call everyone citizens...I'm like hello citizen (Oh Dane how I love thee). Anyway here's an update I go to NY audition for a school n get in with an added bonus of a $3,000 scholarship. After a few days of deep depression and possibly one concussion later I decide not to go...yup I might b stupid but hey atleast I'll still have my boyfriend, he's the reason I'm staying (wish he loved me that much heh). I could always be like a nurse or something...sounds equally fun right? Stay stuck in lovely sunny (yea rite) Florida for the rest of my life. It won't be so bad....

Neway I guess I should try to sleep. Yea so I'll go to lay down n stare at my ceiling til 9 in the morning and my reoccuring crappy day will happen all over again...yay.

The conclusion....

2005-07-25T01:58:08Z

Burn the jeans....

I want to change my freaking layout damnit!

2005-07-02T01:33:38Z

So how about there are 7 days til my theatrical debut lol...at the Coral Springs City Center...as a character with 3 lines in CHICAGO. It's not really much...but its a start i guess. Camp has been awesome so far, the people are amazing and they've taught me so much. Oooo even more excited is Jeff from AMDA called me today and told me more about my audition July 16th...I have to say I'm more than a little nervous...i had no idea there was like a 10 minute interview. I'm not gonna get in I already know it, but hey I'll give it my best shot anyway. Tomorrow I go shopping for NY clothes...I'm so excited to take Sergio to all my favorite places...I hope he loves NY as much as I do.

Now...to change this stupid layout...

Holy Christ chex.......its been a long fricken time...

2005-06-18T13:59:49Z

So lets see wuts happened in he life time i havent written in this thing...........uhh..
actually nothing really. Well thats not true. I graduated and....nope thats pretty much it. Ooo the RENT movie comes out Nov. 11th! Sorry just had to add that in there. I tried putting a pic of Rosario Dawnson as Mimi on my background then i remebered..o wait i dont know how....so if sumone wants to help me out on that that wud b great.

*Elise*

ALCS Game 1

2004-10-13T01:07:07Z

2 runs in the first for the Yankees....they are gonna kick the Red Sox ass....i mean really the Sox shud just stop trying...they're cursed n that's it....there's no hope.

If Volstad thinks I'm willingly stepping one foot into Fenway Park when we go to Boston...he's most def. wrong.

I found Mona's journal....that's so exciting...I miss her more than like.....something i miss very much....so if u read this Mona Outar I <3 u!

Frite Nites w/ all my favorite peeps this weekend....I'm so excited...but i really hope we dont go on Sat. nite cuz then Marquis n i have 2 sing @ Mrs.B's church the next morning....n that wont b ne fun.

FYI I wanna get proposed to at a Yankee game on the little screen thing....that wud b it for me....lol i think even if i hated the person I'd marry them just 4 propsing to me like that lol.

Lol sooo true

2004-09-30T01:14:58Z

You Know You're From New York City When...

You say "the city" and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan.

You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building.

You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park at 3:30 on the Friday before a long weekend, but can't find Wisconsin on a map.

Hookers and the homeless are invisible.

The subway makes sense.

You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual.

You've considered stabbing someone just for saying "The Big Apple".

The most frequently used part of your car is the horn.

You call an 8' x 10' plot of patchy grass a yard.

You consider Westchester "upstate".

You think Central Park is "nature."

You see nothing odd about the speed of an auctioneer's speaking.

You're paying $1,200 for a studio the size of a walk-in closet and you think it?s a "steal."

You've been to New Jersey twice and got hopelessly lost both times.

You pay more each month to park your car than most people in the U.S. pay in rent.

You haven't seen more than twelve stars in the night sky since you went away to camp as a kid.

You go to dinner at 9 and head out to the clubs when most Americans are heading to bed.

Your closet is filled with black clothes.

You haven't heard the sound of true absolute silence since the 80s, and when you did, it terrified you.

You pay $5 without blinking for a beer that cost the bar 28 cents.

You take fashion seriously.

Being truly alone makes you nervous.

You have 27 different menus next to your telephone.

Going to Brooklyn is considered a "road trip."

America west of the Hudson is still theoretical to you.

You've gotten jaywalking down to an art form.

You take a taxi to get to your health club to exercise.

Your idea of personal space is no one actually standing on your toes.

$50 worth of groceries fit in one paper bag.

You have a minimum of five "worst cab ride ever" stories.

You don't notice sirens anymore.

You live in a building with a larger population than most American towns.

Your doorman is Russian, your grocer is Korean your deli man is Israeli, your building super is Italian, your laundry guy is Chinese, your favorite bartender is Irish, your favorite diner owner is Greek, the watchseller on your corner is Senegalese, your last cabbie was Pakistani, your newsstand guy is Indian and your favorite falafel guy is Egyptian.

You're suspicious of strangers who are actually nice to you.

You secretly envy cabbies for their driving skills.

You think $7.00 to cross a bridge is a fair price.

Your door has more than three locks.

Your favorite movie has DeNiro in it.

You consider eye contact an act of overt aggression.

You run when you see a flashing "Do Not Walk" sign at the intersection.

You're 35 years old and don't have a driver's license.

You ride in a subway car with no air conditioning just because there are seats available.

You're willing to take in strange people as roommates simply to help pay the rent.

There is no North and South. It's uptown or downtown.

When you're away from home, you miss "real" pizza and "real" bagels.

You know the differences between all the different Ray's Pizzas.

You're not in the least bit interested in going to Times Square on New Year's Eve.

Your internal clock is permanently set to know when Alternate Side of the Street parking regulations are in effect.

You know what a bodega is.

You know how to fold the New York Times in half, vertically, so that you can read it on the subway or bus without knocking off other passenger's hats.

Someone bumps into you, and you check for your wallet.....

You cringe at hearing people pronounce Houston St. like the city in Texas

Film crews on your block annoy you, not excite you.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from NYC.

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One more thing....

2004-09-28T00:27:17Z

Hotel California is the best-most perfect song ever!

On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway;
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself,
'This could be Heaven or this could be Hell'
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel California
Any time of year, you can find it here

Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes bends
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat.
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget

So I called up the Captain,
'Please bring me my wine'
He said, 'We haven't had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine'
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...

Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
They livin' it up at the Hotel California
What a nice surprise, bring your alibis

Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink champagne on ice
And she said 'We are all just prisoners here, of our own device'
And in the master's chambers,
They gathered for the feast
The stab it with their steely knives,
But they just can't kill the beast

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
'Relax,' said the night man,
We are programmed to receive.
You can checkout any time you like,
but you can never leave!

Ugh...lol thats such an orgasmicly wonderful song....

Just u noe FYI

*Elphie*